I feel a tad guilty that I have so many journals to confirm I'm still alive :/

THIS WILL HOPEFULLY BE DIFFERENT FROM NOW ON!
You see, my friends, I have working wireless internet.
... For the first time in two years! 8D Woopwoop!

UHMMM YES
I'm sorry my journals are always so "UGHHHH LIFE SUCKS" as well. I really don't think life sucks or I wouldn't be here. It's just difficult when you're homeless, poor, working in a 'gentlemen's club' and your silly friends keep ODing on a fun night out d:

ANYWAY
I've been roped into going to a party this weekend which is themed. I have to go as 'what I wanted to be when I grew up'. I really want to go as a unicorn but I have these restraints:
- no car
- no time for massive shopping bender (unless I know where to go)
- I don't want to look like a skank. I'm trying to get rid of that reputation :/

So far I have:
* Little white dress (skanky, but oh well)
* Shiny black shoes
* Shiny black gloves

Any ideas of how I can attach a tail, horn and ears to my wonderful creation? OR any other things you can think of that I could easily throw a costume together for?

EDIT: Or what exactly I could use as a horn? xD

SO MUCH LOVE
and hugs
and slimy, squishy affectionate things.

xoxo

p.s. Does anyone have a lookbook account? I love it so...